This one was complex.

Have you ever tried to inject the left side of your bum with your right hand?
Unless you have a chubby (or fat) arse, it’s not easy.
I do not, so for 2 or 3 minutes and 4 or 5 failed attempts, i found that the only way to do it was to hold my breath.

And so i did.

Aftermath report:

I managed to go to bed just before the side effects started.  (good.)

I did not moan during my sleep. (good.)

18 hours have passed since the injection, and i still feel like shit. It’s almost like, for every injection, the next day is half ruined.

But i take them every two friggin’ days (except the Sunday/Monday rest). So, at this moment, almost 1/4th of the time i’m awake is hell.